Sooooooo...

Sooooooo... call me a bad blogger, but I haven't posted anything recently because I was feeling sick and had tons (no, literally: tons) of work to do. I'll be happy to start blogging again! Also, I will be on tour with a choral ensemble during spring break, so most posts will probably be from Abbi, but I will try some mobile uploads during our long hours on the tour bus - oh the joys of singing ;) Soooooooo... get ready for some wonderful posts in the near future! Your turn, Abbi. Hit 'em with your best shot. Here's a fun little poem to tide you guys over. Not rhyming. Just a fun and off-kilter look at romance. Oh... and all you guys out there: You know you've felt like this guy before...

Speech Impediment

Each morning, we stood at the bus stop
Not together, but in proximity
Day after day, week after week
I would glance at her in admiration
But I would never speak to her
There would be an occasional nod
And sometimes a smile
I would have liked to ask her out
I had almost done so many times
But my nerve would always go
So often I formed the question in my head
But the words wouldn’t come out
I always steeled myself
For the big moment, but it never happened
Then one day
When she looked particularly alluring
I thought to myself
This time will be different
This time I have rehearsed,
Though only on the cat,
This time I will do it.
So armed with a well constructed sentence
I made my move
I took a deep breath
Turned to face her,
The sentence looping through my head
Over and over
I opened my mouth to speak
But the sentence did not appear
Instead jumbled words tumbled out
From my anxiously dry mouth,
But not in the order I intended
Some words inappropriately joined together
Giving an all together different meaning
That may have caused her to be offended
It had gone better with the cat.
I just stood there
Spouting my nervous stuttering gibberish
I thought she must think me such an idiot
And fully expected her to laugh in my face
But instead she smiled at my nervousness
And reformed the words into a sentence,
The very sentence I had rehearsed,
Spoke it back to me
And then smiling broadly, answered yes

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